Phrost

I don't write articles for people who read Vox or the New Yorker, I write articles for people who read microwave pizza instructions more than once but are significantly more dangerous as a group. Head Knuckle at Bullshido
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Here’s Why Conspiracy Theorists Won’t Follow Public Health Guidelines

The saddest thing about a conspiracy mindset is the part where imagining everyone is out to get you implies your life matters to someone else.

Scientific Proof Why You Shouldn’t Text Unsolicited Pics of your Junk, Creep-o

If the fates of the Harvey Weinsteins and Louis C.K.s of the world didn't convince you, maybe Science will.

The Captain America Covid-19 Conspiracy, Destroyed

No, a screenshot of "Steve Rogers" in Times Square in Captain America does not show evidence for a planned pandemic. Of course it doesn't. But this ding-dong who got dunked on sure thought so.

The Dunning-Kruger Dunning-Kruger Effect

If you've never even read the abstract from David Dunning and Justin Kruger's "Unskilled and Unaware of it" but still insist on referring to the Dunning-Kruger Effect to try and dunk on someone, there's a good chance you fall under its purview.

Almost 1/5th of American Kids Are Now “The Fat Kid”

80's kids will remember "Chunk" from The Goonies. Well that affable little Hawaiian-shirted, truffle shuffler is now rapidly becoming the template for young Americans;...

Look at These Ignorant Dipshits

No, we're not even going to bother with a description. These people are ignorant, and they are dipshits. Here you go. Look at them:

Oh You’re an INTJ? STFU – The Myers-Briggs Test is BS

The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator is basically astrology for slightly-less-dumb people. Nonetheless, it's probably the most popular personality assessment in the world.

This is Why You Can’t Change Someone’s Mind With Facts

You're arguing politics with a random stranger on the Internet, reasonably sharing facts that support your argument while asking for them to do the...

This Article Proves I’m Right and You’re Wrong

After extensive research backed by longitudinal meta-analysis and careful cross-sectional population sampling, a team of academics and scientists have recently published a groundbreaking study...

There are more Scientists Named “Steve” Who Support Evolution than All Others Who Deny It

Have you ever encountered an idea so stupid that the only response it deserves is to do something exponentially stupider?

How to Win the Annual Family Fight at the Thanksgiving Table

This year's turkey day table conversation is going to be fire. Bring gasoline.

Debunked: the Inuit Frozen Poop Knife (No, Really)

In 1998, Anthropologist Wade Davis published Shadows in the Sun: Travels to Landscapes of Spirit and Desire: “There is a well known account of an...

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