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Lab Owner Gets 15 years For Falsifying Drug Tests Resulting in Parents Losing Custody of their Children
It goes without saying that making up your own facts ruins people's lives, but we're going to keep saying it anyway.
Misrepresenting the findings of a scientific paper should earn you a swift kick in your gonads. We volunteer as tributes.
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