Here’s Why Conspiracy Theorists Won’t Follow Public Health Guidelines
The saddest thing about a conspiracy mindset is the part where imagining everyone is out to get you implies your life matters to someone else.
Almost 1/5th of American Kids Are Now “The Fat Kid”
80's kids will remember "Chunk" from The Goonies. Well that affable little Hawaiian-shirted, truffle shuffler is now rapidly becoming the template for...
Editorial: No Really – Wash Your Goddamn Hands
A polite, friendly reminder for all your friends and loved ones who are trying to end human civilization
Look at These Ignorant Dipshits
No, we're not even going to bother with a description. These people are ignorant, and they are dipshits. Here you go. Look at them:
The Vile Goop Oozing out of Gwyneth Paltrow
Steve Mix takes one for the team and dives head-first into the Goop so you don't have to.
Fox News, Anti-Vaxxers, and Bad Memes: Death by Stupid
My sister in law ran into the magic of anti-vaxxers on social media this evening, and I was so blown away by...
Soy Sauce “Cleanse” Renders Woman Brain Dead
Yes, we did not go for the obvious joke that she was already brain dead to attempt this in the first place....
Antivaxxers Responsible for 30% Increase in Measles Cases
Merry Christmas you shitty parents.
Shame on you. You gullible cognitive troglodytes. Sure, you might suffer some of the consequence of your ignorance as you...
Monkeys with Smaller Testicles Compensate by Screaming Louder
Filed under "Testosterone" and "Social Media": could this explain some of the comments on our Facebook page?
From the article on Discover Magazine:
Researchers used laser...