Note: these bad boys have the Bullshido horns logo a couple of inches down from the original design so it’s in the middle of the back instead of between the shoulder blades. No big woop, wanna fight about it? Well then get one of these shirts.
If you haven’t noticed, there are about half a billion variations of “tough guy” shirts being sold these days. And if you ever get done laughing at all the desperate losers who pay money for them, much less slide them over themselves like the tubes cookie dough comes in, you might enjoy a refreshingly understated t-shirt such as this one.
Of course, it still has the implied threat of your supposed ability to solve problems with violence should the need arise, but not to such a hilarious extent that it has the opposite effect.
These shirts are made out of a super-soft cotton/polyester blend (softer even than the dumbasses who wear t-shirts with skulls on them). They’re an athletic, semi-fitted cut, and more importantly, come in a soothing baby blue because you already own too many goddamn black shirts, don’t you, butthole?