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5G Karen Repellent Face Mask

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5G Karen Repellent MaskYeah so we got tired of explaining to Karens of every gender that wearing the mask isn’t for protecting YOU, it’s for protecting everyone else so now we’re here.

Made three layers of 100% cotton to help prevent anyone’s nasty swamp breath from infecting everyone around them but let’s face it, the real point of this mask is to hurt the feelings of people who by now have no excuse to be this stupid. We’re selling these basically at cost, because people who try to make money off human suffering deserve to be launched out of a trebuchet into a fucking wall.

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