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    Quote Originally Posted by testimonials
    “First of all, I would like to say that the only reason I took your course was to prove you were a fraud. Now I have 8 years mma experience, and I thought that was enought. But, the only thing I proved was that mma is worthless against your stuff. Don't get me wrong, I still love mma, but I will never use it in a real fight again!”
    Mark M.
    Who is Mark M.?
    Where does he train?







    When this thread hits YMAS, it's going to become a comedy goldmine. Unfortunally you ain't the one laughing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiujitsu77
    You know you are crazy about BJJ/Martial arts when...
    Quote Originally Posted by Humanzee
    ...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
    Quote Originally Posted by jk55299 on Keysi Fighting Method
    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
    The real deadly:

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    Quote Originally Posted by JudOWNED View Post
    lol This thread is headed for epic failure. It won't last the day in Newbietown.
    If you go to their site you can plainly see from the first "testimonial".

    Quote Originally Posted by trollsite
    “First of all, I would like to say that the only reason I took your course was to prove you were a fraud. Now I have 8 years mma experience, and I thought that was enought. But, the only thing I proved was that mma is worthless against your stuff. Don't get me wrong, I still love mma, but I will never use it in a real fight again!”
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    They think they know what they are doing.

    You all could have played dumb just a little bit longer. No, no one has seriously gotten to into him/them yet, but a feint is still a punch to some people.
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    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    To be fair, I culled this out of another new member's Newbietown thread as well as choosing the title.

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    Last edited by Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs; 8/18/2010 7:25am at .
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiujitsu77
    You know you are crazy about BJJ/Martial arts when...
    Quote Originally Posted by Humanzee
    ...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
    Quote Originally Posted by jk55299 on Keysi Fighting Method
    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
    The real deadly:

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    Come on guys that website although well designed, can't be real. Countdown to ymas 10-9-8

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    While slightly more intelligent than the normal level of spammers, this guy blew his load far too quickly. Ban?
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    Being discussed shortly.

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    After surfing the web a long time on native combat systems, I decided they choosed, eventually, to use gun-fu and the usual set of blade weapons. Nobody knew a system to native fighting approach, with the exception of reenactors, but that`s another thing.
    Still, it`s worth to pursue a clue, no matter how small the chances.

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    The possibility of codified Native American martial arts has been covered before.

    Native American Martial Arts? - No BS MMA and Martial Arts


    There are lots and lots of questions that aren't answered by the OP or his website.

    -What tribe did these techniques come from?
    -Have these techniques been used against pro or amateur fighters?
    -If so, what are their names and records?
    -The minimum time for the "courses" is 1 hour. How much fighting technique can be learned in a single hour?
    -Why are there no examples or videos?
    -Why do the founders of this "system" not show their full names and credentials in detail?

    There are so many fucking questions it's mind-boggling. This has to be a troll.

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    It's appropriate for his introduction to be in Newbietown (welcome, btw).

    It would also be appropriate to start another thread (YMAS definately, MABS possibly) to discuss the Covenresearch site. (insert facepalm here)

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