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    Another funny cracked SeanBaby MA related article

    I can't begin to tell you how funny I find SeanBaby. He just seems to write the stuff that slaps me with hilarity. Reading his work while at work is often an invitation for instant dismissal, mainly because my boss hates seeing me happy, but also because my LOLz is distracting to his own internet surfing.

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-real-s...le-situations/


    A couple of gems that tickled me:

    But the arresting officer who found me with a video camera in the ladies room explained to me this thing called Occam’s Razor which is the principle that the simplest explanation is probably the correct one.

    Dim-Mak was invented by Jean-Claude Van Damme and is bullshit for “Death Touch.”


    Anyway, if you haven't read it, do so. It is definitely chuckle worthy.

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    The Dim-mak part was funny, and how you could accidently kill someone by selling them the wrong sized hat.

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    I also like how he could have been a murderer after his prom (poking someone in the wrong place).

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    Using a tray to defeat a terrorist armed with a knife !!? I barely wait my next travel to see how many ninja/jedi/flight attendants that company hired!

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    Tonight's in-flight meal is **** YOUUU!!11!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu-Jitsu View Post
    Tonight's in-flight meal is **** YOUUU!!11!
    Closer to reality than many people think.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...to_launch.html

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    The Citizen's Guide To Stopping Suicide Attackers??
    Uh...

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    If you could actually kill someone by poking them in the wrong spot, I would have driven home from the prom a murderer.
    :5oops:

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