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    Quote Originally Posted by Alucard619 View Post
    That actually doesn't sound bad then. Doesn't matter if the 5th Dan is overweight. My own instructor is chubby.
    And he has produced such excellent and powerful warriors like you.
    To his own defense he quotes teaching martial arts for over 20 years plus marriage and two kids to his large girth lol.
    Oh yeah the old he birthed two kids and never shook the baby weight excuse.

    You know you are a fucking idiot right ?
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alucard619 View Post
    That actually doesn't sound bad then. Doesn't matter if the 5th Dan is overweight. My own instructor is chubby. To his own defense he quotes teaching martial arts for over 20 years plus marriage and two kids to his large girth lol.

    but I thought....women gave birth right? what does having two children have to do with weight increase for men? :sad3:

    my 0.2 for prince though- I would say that the dojang is pretty legit. it doesn't matter if the instructor happens to be overweight...as long as he could still demonstrate the required moves...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katriona1992 View Post
    but I thought....women gave birth right? what does having two children have to do with weight increase for men? :sad3:

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    That's what I thought. I'm going through that my self. A guy gains baby weight to. You end up eating more cause she is hungry and she doesn't want to eat alone. You spend less time at the gym cause you should spend more time with her. You get McDonald ice cream when you don't need it but she does. Friday night is double cheese burger night cause its what they have a taste for. Get the drift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by svt2026 View Post
    That's what I thought. I'm going through that my self. A guy gains baby weight to. You end up eating more cause she is hungry and she doesn't want to eat alone. You spend less time at the gym cause you should spend more time with her. You get McDonald ice cream when you don't need it but she does. Friday night is double cheese burger night cause its what they have a taste for. Get the drift.
    i get the drift. you're too much of a ***** to stand up to the wife and tell her that she won't be feeding your unborn child a bunch of shitty food ;)

    garbage in = garbage out and all that jazz
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    I gained a huge amount of weight when my wife was pregnant. Of course having a blown out knee was one of the deciding factors.

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    Yeah but I love those double cheese/burrito Friday nights.

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    no significant red flags to me.

    that is nothing compared to some of the mcdojo belt factories i've seen in my day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    I gained a huge amount of weight when my wife was pregnant. Of course having a blown out knee was one of the deciding factors.
    ... but are you still toting around that huge amount of weight?

    Did having a child destroy your ability to test, compete in martial arts events or or teach classes hands on?

    Do you use it as a lame excuse to your students when you are too fat to throw a head kick or spar for a full 2 minute round ?
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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