1. #1

    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Portland, OR

    Super Ninja Attack!

    Hey Guys,

    My name is Eagle Craw and I'm a 20th Degree Super Dan Ninja Triple Black Belt. I had to promote myself because my Xtreme Chi Power (tm) melted my Sensei while practicing No Contact Knockouts (tm).

    I practice Katas in my mom's basement and work at SubWay as a Sandwich Engineer. Hopefully I'll be promoted soon to Assistant to the Assistant Manager.

    I have some tabi shoes, a kama and those Ninja spikes that I bought from Asian World of Martial Arts. I also have a TapouT shirt for extra hit points and +12 on submissions.

    Who do you think would win in a fight between Bruce Lee and Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka and Dan Severn?

    Gotta go, mom is yelling at me to take out the garbage. She's a dumb bitch!

    Eagle Craw Out!

  2. #2

    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Heeheeeheee. Too, too true. I wish I had never learned the ninja death touch. Shaking hands with people just isn't the same anymore.


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