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    Quote Originally Posted by P Marsh View Post
    This is apparently what happens when you homeschool children, they go around thinking slashing people in the face and shooting bows at them are socially acceptable behaviours.
    Dude, I've been homeschooled most of my life. I couldn't watch TMNT because it was "too violent". I couldn't watch Recess because it showed kids disobeying their teachers. I couldn't say the word stupid or shut up until I was 12 because they were "bad words". I once played with a toy pair of sais at a friends house when I was 4 or 5 and my mom banned me from going to his house again. When I was 6 and had to go to the hospital for a week 'cause I had e.coli, I was able to watch the original TMNT series and play with a Raphael action figure. I had to be on my death bed to be able to watch a "violent" tv show. My mom monitors my facebook and email every day (learned that the hard way). Life is a homeschooler can be suffocating. If I can't shoot someone in the face with a bow, then there is obviously no fair and just god.
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    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    Kids, if a short Asian man with spiky hair approaches you and offers to show you his judo stick - run away as fast as you can and go tell a grown-up. Don't be afraid to shout and scream to draw attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rzero View Post


    I know that type of machete. Cheapest piece of **** there is. Just a slab of metal with hollow plastic handle. And he couldnt even get the right type of sword?

    Damn, the economy must have hit the ninja's hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightowl View Post
    Apparently the white 'ninja' has been captured after attacking someone with a machete...he should have stuck with the traditional black after the snow melted away.

    LINKLINKLINKLINKLINKLINKLINK....LINK

    This is my old high school.

    Word on the street is kid had been scaring students for awhile. It oughta go without saying but he really seems to not be quite right in the head.

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    I was wondering what the White Ranger was up to. He was always such an asshole.

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    all that happened about 10 miles from my house. town and country is unincorporated land in west county st. louis. it's full of super rich people and the cops have absolutely nothing to do except write tickets.

    now, they have something to do. guard against ninjas!

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    Will they employ a Ronin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    all that happened about 10 miles from my house. town and country is unincorporated land in west county st. louis. it's full of super rich people and the cops have absolutely nothing to do except write tickets.

    now, they have something to do. guard against ninjas!
    Not exactly.
    In order to get rid of ninjas you must import and deploy the ninjas natural enemies: pirates.
    after the ninja plague is gone you'll be stuck with pirates, but then again, their natural enemy is the brittish navy.
    just babysteps to start with: ninjas must go first.
    keep me informed.

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    they should hire jason stork.

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