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    Why are people in white pyjamas waking me up from the best nap ever?

    Oh, this isn't my bed, I'm on the tatami at the dojo.

    Wow, tonight was the first time that I got choked totally t. f. out. And I didn't even realize that I was in danger.

    I'm used to people trying to choke me as if they were popping my head like a zit, but this was really subtle. I was in a loose triangle, and my opponent grabbed my collar on each side of my neck and simply turned her knuckles into my carotid arteries. The last thing that I remember was thinking that it would be easy to get out of such a loose sankaku (leg triangle). Seconds later - nap time.

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    Goodnight, sweetheart, it's time to go.... Goodnight sweetheart, well it's time to go....

    Heh. Fun for you!

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    That looks about right. Palms out. Knuckles in. Feels like a mere nuisance without the slightest hint that tapping might be a good idea.

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    I appreciate the combination of your subject line and username.
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    one of my senseis in college showed us a way to do it standing, "a tournament trick." he said we should never use it in class though, only against competition. I dunno why yours felt loose, his always felt tight as hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conde Koma View Post
    one of my senseis in college showed us a way to do it standing, "a tournament trick." he said we should never use it in class though, only against competition. I dunno why yours felt loose, his always felt tight as hell.
    She had mad subtle skill or just got lucky . It doesn't take much in the right place .

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    Wait, you got choked out by a girl? Dude, that means you're officially a *****.
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    Your forget the natural tendency for women to want to nurture and heal those who suffer in their presence.

    Pity sex is still sex.

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    damn skippy pity sex is sex, awesome sweatiy pig sex. Plus she ite teach you some new moves.=)

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    I love the way Gi chokes can **** you up.. But I have this natural stupid-ass aversion to them because I can't use them in no gi. I'm such a dick, but please.. continue

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