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  1. #101

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    "cuz they come and murder you whole family. don't be silly."

    Master Wong is the coolest Chunner ever.

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    Self Defense Lesson from Master Wong

    This guy has definitely stepped up his game. He was only moderately ludicrous when I watched a video of his a few months back. That was nothing short of full blown ridiculousness.

  3. #103

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    Self Defense Lesson from Master Wong

    This guy is for real? I was starting to think someone made this to poke fun at chunners....But, this guy is to be taken seriously. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

  4. #104

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    I worry less about Wong and more about that gwai lo he beats the living **** out of.

  5. #105
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    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
    1961-1994

    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

  6. #106

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    Self Defense Lesson from Master Wong

    This could be the best clip I've ever seen. I wonder if he uses this same teaching style for kids?

  7. #107
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    Master Wong is the best thing to happen to both Wing Chun and the contemporary british comedy circuit.

    The man is just pure psychopath.

    "When someone gwab you, they not twy to gwab you, they twy to hump you one!! You gotta think yea!"


    Also... "Niiice and shiny. If you see a cow you be able to chop the damn thing in half wid dis".

    I would pay good money to see Mr Wong chop a cow in half.
    Last edited by Kambei Shimada; 9/23/2010 4:25am at .

  8. #108

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    Self Defense Lesson from Master Wong

    So a poke in the eye will make him murder my whole family, but BOOM down here wright in the soberplec pwoperly will make me unbeatable?!

  9. #109

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    Self Defense Lesson from Master Wong

    Wong on so many levels.

    "Don't be so facking stupid!" hahahaha

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    Master Wong Explains JKD

    • Not outright funny, but still. Just listen closely.
    • English

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