Thread: Matthew Morton

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    Quote Originally Posted by War Wheel View Post
    I believe we will actually get to the bottom of this, just as I am certain there are only 27 layers of lies. It is only a matter of time.
    If the combination of Morton's layers of lies and our layers of unansered questions combined to form a lasagna, it would be pretty damn delicious. My grandma makes a 10 layer lasagna that's to die for, so an endless layer lasagna....damn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tideliar View Post
    Dude, I spent a happy couple of days reading the entire thread when it was only 54 pages long.
    Yes, it is long but, that was one of those "holy **** are you kidding me" posts. Out of everything that has gone on, that is still a WTF post that I can't forget.


    I'm having trouble keeping up with the layers of bullshido Morton was spewing.
    I agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Yes, it is long but, that was one of those "holy **** are you kidding me" posts. Out of everything that has gone on, that is still a WTF post that I can't forget.
    It took a few days out of my life as well. You just can't read this kind of stuff all at once during one sitting. Reading that thread reminded me a lot of the Tiger Klay thread. Man that thing was brutal. Oh well.

    The good thing about this thread was that everyone did a fantastic job ensuring that the facts were presented in a fair light as well as giving Morton ample opportunities to provide his side of the story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by datdamnmachine View Post
    The good thing about this thread was that everyone did a fantastic job ensuring that the facts were presented in a fair light as well as giving Morton ample opportunities to provide his sides of the story.
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysol View Post
    Fixed
    Ah yes, so very true indeed.

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    fwiw Roger Gracie only has 3 black belts under him:

    *Ray Stevens (Promoted 04/2008)
    *Nick Gregoriades (Promoted 09/2008)
    *Alex Faria (Promoted 06/2009)

    http://www.efnsports.com/forum/

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Sho View Post
    fwiw Roger Gracie only has 3 black belts under him:

    *Ray Stevens (Promoted 04/2008)
    *Nick Gregoriades (Promoted 09/2008)
    *Alex Faria (Promoted 06/2009)

    http://www.efnsports.com/forum/

    Yeah, it was established that the certs were a fraud. Now we are trying to figure out what his exact rank is.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Mark my words...

    Judo: Brown
    TKD: Brown
    Hapkido: 1st Gyup

    That is all.
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


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    Quote Originally Posted by War Wheel View Post
    Mark my words...

    Judo: Brown
    TKD: Brown
    Hapkido: 1st Gyup

    That is all.
    I have yet to get a response back from the dojang that is marked on the 2nd Dan belt that he was wearing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by War Wheel View Post
    Mark my words...

    Judo: Brown
    TKD: Brown
    Hapkido: 1st Gyup

    That is all.
    I'll play along:

    Tae Bo: 3 Months
    Jiu Jitsu: White
    Judo: Brown

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