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    Every single move in this new system takes out your opponent in ONE SEC

    http://www.trsdirect.com/product.php?sku=LW-77

    "Get this:

    * Every move every single one in this new system takes out your opponent in ONE SECOND.
    * There are NO throws, NO locks, NO punches and NO kicks... so it's incredibly easy to learn, fast.
    * And... it is designed to work against larger opponents. Groups of them, in fact. You will actually welcome multiple attackers.

    Hold on. I know you're skeptical. Lord knows I sure was.

    But then I got that call from Alaska. Middle of nowhere. That's where Wick lives. Yet... "insiders" in the military, the FBI, and savvy cops trek up there, on their own. Just to learn Wick's astonishing new fighting secrets. "

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    lemme guess...

    it's gun-fu???

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    haha I knew it...TRS is at it again

    boy i wonder what would happen if you threw all the guys featured in their ads together in a room and had them duke it out, which superduper martial artists would remain standing? jerry peterson? paul vunak? david carradine?

    if none of them need to kick, punch, use force, use anything more than one move it would be VERY interesting to see HOW THE FRICK they'd fight each other...it's like SCANNERS NHB :)

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    What are they doing?

    Spitting at each other REAL hard?
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    They are poking eachother with their penis!
    I would pick bag work over masturbating, fighting over sex, and KOing someone over having a orgasm!

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    they must have pretty long peni

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    I this why I love "reality training." They are mostly likely using psysic chi blasts or ninja mind control. If not , then they would be using their heads. You can defeat Multiple attacks with head butts. Your attackers will break their fists on your head if you do it right.

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    IM curious to actually see wat the **** it is about. I mean there is no demo videos to download, no pictures or anything.Im sketchy, but curious.Personally i think it could be about bukkake. HAH

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    Bukakke's history is more fake than TKD's...

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    LMAO!!

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