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    Football = Fighters

    Standing in the shower this morning I was thinking about a post were I compared football to MMA. With the Superbowl coming up I thought which fighter was like a winning Superbowl team.

    Anderson Silva = Joe Montana's 49ers just head and shoulders ahead of everyone at their times stikes fast and accurate

    GSP = Tom Brady's Patriots Hard working and constant.

    Matt Hughes = Tom Landry's Cowboys, tough old school no nonsense

    Randy Couture = Terry Bradshaw's Steelers just a bunch of bad motherfuckers no one wants to **** with

    Rampage = Baltimore Ravens stalwart defense that hits like a train

    Wanderlia Silva - DA Raiders crazy sadistic mofos

    BJ Penn = Kurt Warner's Rams high octane fun to watch

    Rashad Evans = I wanted to say the undefeated Dolphins but going with DA Bears because of the Superbowl Shuffle.
    Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.

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    So while you're naked and soaping yourself up you're thinking about fighters and football players?

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    Pretty much. Wanna watch next time?
    Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.

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    I don't like the fact that BS tells me this "You must have a crush on Coach Josh, don't you?" in the context of the conversation you two are having...
    Sometimes you lose and sometimes the other guy wins.

    At this point I don't owe anybody an explenation.

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    vorpal wins +rep

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    Oh, _that_ football. You americans..
    Curiosity killed the cat. But damn it had a blast.

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    Funny story. Everyone on the Patriots' first and second string are convicted child molesters.

    J-E-T-S... maybe next year.

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    Lol, Allessio Sakara is like the Detroit Lions...

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    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    This thread = USFL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vorpal
    This thread = USFL
    ^^^^
    this post = XFL

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