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Thread: bjj stripes

  1. #61
    Cassius's Avatar
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    Mar 2005
    Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
    Quote Originally Posted by jnp
    I'm not trying to be cute. I'm not being sarcastic.

    I am tired of certain members who have a habit of shitting up the forums with crappy posts. I have patience with posters who screw up because they're new or don't post enough to understand the forum layout, but I am fed up with chronic offenders.

    People like you.
    Yep. I remember when I hit that point.
    "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

  2. #62
    Just waiting for the paperboy. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by pittfrog
    OMG, that guy's brother trains with me!! Can he not sit flat footed in guard because his ankles hurt? Does he lay on the mat after working light guillotines because of the ultra pain in his neck? Does he never shut up in class? Does the smallest bump when changing position cause cries of pain that evoke an un-anesthetized amputation?
    Yeah thats him.

    Before a roll he'll always give you a list of his injuries (why does he train with so many injuries to begin with?) but those don't stop him from fighting like a berserker when he thinks he's getting the upperhand.
    He avoids the advanced guys and always picks beginners to roll with.
    He corrects you on your game after you've tapped him 4 times in 3 minutes etc.

    That guy has a lot of brothers. ;-)

  3. #63

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    Only lame cats would train at a machado affiliate!
    Paging Chuck Norris. Can you round kick moose upside the head after you armbar him?

  4. #64
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    MCMAP, Judo, sex appeal
    Thats right, doesn't walker have a blackbelt under Jean Jacques?

    Also, for the record, I <3 the Machados, and would pick them over any other organization. (Except Saulo Riberio)

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:

    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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