We really couldn't make this stuff up if we tried.

LAst September by accident we tripped over Layn Von Erich who turned out to be Ralph Calvillo, who turned out to be a registered sex offender. We then found out that when not losing MMA fights, Layn/Ralph was also advertising that he provided massages, even though he was unlicensed to provide massage therapy.

To fully understand this train wreck please go to posts #483 and #484 of the following thread.

Or you can meet Ralphie through the Dallas Craig's List for whatever services he happens to be peddling this week.