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    Mercenaries

    I have every belief that this thread will be Trollshidoed rather quickly, as the whole question is ridiculous, but I felt it could at least provide a few good moments of entertainment for us all.

    So, my questions are simple: One, just how the HELL does one go about hiring a mercenary!? I mean you can't just look into the yellow pages...

    Two, how would you go about becoming one? Is there any kind of quality control?

    That is all. You may now begin ridiculing me.

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    try craigslist.

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    http://www.blackwaterusa.com/employment/jobfairs.asp

    Good luck with your job search, and may the hand of Allah crush you.

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    Start small. Before going with the big boys trying to fight international wars, get a few jobs with local gangs fighting for a few blocks of turf. Move your way up to counties, states, and then when you get to level 40, you can finally start taking over other countries. That's where the big bucks are.

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    Oooooh, do I get to wear a cool costume then too? Do I?

    I wanna wear one like Deadpool. Or Taskmaster...or Deathstroke...

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    God damn son.

    U = dipshit.

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    Can we start the beatings now?

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    What? I said I knew the question was stupid. I thought it would at least be possible to get a few laughs out of it.

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    NO! Now go stand in the corner and start slapping yourself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFGOON
    NO! Now go stand in the corner and start slapping yourself!
    And remember, video or it didn't happen.

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