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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
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    Slam the toilet lid down!

    Yep. The Awful Waffle blows goats. The only thing good there is the
    pecan pie.
    Dude sometimes you need a bacon cheese-steak melt to keep the monkey off your back for three more hours until Jimmy The Hun gets back from the northside with your ****


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    Syllogistic Reasoning is like kryptonite to Tortelli.

    He can barely handle his ABCs let alone an a=b, b=c so a=c framework

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    Quote Originally Posted by praetorian01
    My ogd man- not philosophy.

    Here is another logic point. How did the "crew" think they could slip away unremarked in a giant tour bus.

    Even if they did get away, how hard would it be to get a positive id on Kid Rock? I'm sure there were witnesses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fearless Ukemi
    Even if they did get away, how hard would it be to get a positive id on Kid Rock? I'm sure there were witnesses.
    Pretty hard in Atlanta.

    "Yes, officer. I saw a stringy-haired whitetrash cracker with tats everywhere and wearing a wife beater."

    They'd have to arrest half of Dekalb county.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fearless Ukemi
    Even if they did get away, how hard would it be to get a positive id on Kid Rock? I'm sure there were witnesses.
    I hear it was quite difficult as Kid Rock was wearing a shirt with his picture on it. It befuddled the victim and was unsure which Kid Rock actually struck him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aardvarks
    I hear it was quite difficult as Kid Rock was wearing a shirt with his picture on it. It befuddled the victim and was unsure which Kid Rock actually struck him.


    This would obviously raise 'Reasonable Doubt' especially down south.

    No jury could convict him.


    Case Dismissed.

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    Rumor has it Tortelli's "sittin up a tint 'n shithouse in Georgia soas he kin be a rezudent 'n all 'n be the joory four-skin."

    When told the "joory" didn't have a "four-skin" it had a "foreman" Tortelli had Uncle Jed turn the mule back around to Mississippi

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    I have never witnessed one of those thick ass windows break tho . I have seen chairs bounce of the windows . I want to know how the hell the attacker broke one of them .
    Wing Chun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krazy kaju
    Wing Chun.

    :XXjester:
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    against the wall please .
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    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSL
    I'm with JC on this one.
    And yeah, I watched the 'Behind the Music' on him, but you know what. That guy worked his ass off for years to get things going. And yeah, name another 'pop' musician that's actually a musician and not some over-inflated ego shithead who thinks by hiring musicians and stealing riffs, he's a maestro... Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Sean, bah you get the drift.
    He might be a red neck looking guy, but he fought for what he has.
    Andre 3000 from Outkast is an actual musician, as is Wycleff Jean, Also (even though he hasn't done lately) Prince plays something like 20 insturments... Also judging by his Super Bowl performance, he doesn't get wet in rain.

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