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    Kid Rock Rocks the House (Waffle)

    I didn't know if it was worthy of Martial Arts in the News or not . It is one of those few times I wish the attacker was a trainer fighter .


    http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdail...e-house-brawl/



    After a show Saturday night in Atlanta, Kid Rock did what any good southern boy would do: He got involved in a brawl at the local Waffle House. The incident went down at roughly 5 AM Sunday, when Kid and five members of his entourage went to the breakfast chain and a male customer at the restaurant recognized and then “exchanged words with” a female that entered with Kid. The situation escalated until Kid Rock and the brazen-balled customer (he was outnumbered six to one) got into a physical altercation that spilled out into the parking lot. After the fight ended (no victor was announced at press time), Rock and his crew left in their tour bus, only to get stopped by police about a mile down the road. Rock and his entourage were arrested and taken into custody on a misdemeanor charge of simple battery. Rock was booked with an additional charge of “Wearing a shirt with his own face on it,” which should be a felony. Kid and the crew spent about twelve hours in the slammer until getting bailed out 5 PM yesterday. As for the customer, he was charged with a felony for criminal damage to property for breaking a Waffle House window, allowing that sweet syrupy smell to escape the waffleicious confines of the restaurant. Fighting at the House of Waffles shouldn’t come to a complete surprise to Rock fans, however. Here’s another delicious tidbit for you: In an interview with CNN following his one-year ban from a Nashville strip club, Rock questioned the sentencing judge whether slapping someone at a Waffle House would warrant a similar punishment. Kid’s about to find out.
    5/1 ? Well ... I for one would face those odds , just to punch Kid Rock in his face .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    6/1 odds rather .

    bump for the excellent and swift correction of the title
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    God I fuckin hate that asshole. Wish he would've gotten stabbed with a butter knife or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squerlli
    God I fuckin hate that asshole. Wish he would've gotten stabbed with a butter knife or something.
    I saw a 16 year old freak/goth kid shove a sugar shaker into a rednecks mouth at a Waffle House one time . Took him four or five tries to get the dudes teeth out of the way first , was truly one of the most disturbing scenes I have ever witnessed .

    I was half heartedly hoping for something similar in this situation .

    I have never witnessed one of those thick ass windows break tho . I have seen chairs bounce of the windows . I want to know how the hell the attacker broke one of them .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    I saw a 16 year old freak/goth kid shove a sugar shaker into a rednecks mouth at a Waffle House one time . Took him four or five tries to get the dudes teeth out of the way first , was truly one of the most disturbing scenes I have ever witnessed .

    I was half heartedly hoping for something similar in this situation .

    I have never witnessed one of those thick ass windows break tho . I have seen chairs bounce of the windows . I want to know how the hell the attacker broke one of them .
    Lmfao, wow that just made my day better, thank you.
    As for the windows we'll... it couldve been Elmore? Probably thought Kid was a junky (which isnt too far off) and just went for his made RSBD skillz. By skillz I mean launching his own fat ass through a waffle house window. Hey, it could happen.

    P.S. I'm totally trying the sugar shaker thing now. Fuckin' closest I-hop is like an hour away but oh well, it'll be worth it. Now I just gotta figure out a way to get KempoFirst to meet me there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    I saw a 16 year old freak/goth kid shove a sugar shaker into a rednecks mouth at a Waffle House one time . Took him four or five tries to get the dudes teeth out of the way first , was truly one of the most disturbing scenes I have ever witnessed .

    I was half heartedly hoping for something similar in this situation .

    I have never witnessed one of those thick ass windows break tho . I have seen chairs bounce of the windows . I want to know how the hell the attacker broke one of them .
    LOL. Goth kid beats redneck with a sugar shaker. The guy who fought Kid Rock should have used t3h d34dly sugar shaker. Lord knows that Kid Rock needs to be knocked down a peg. His album is like number 1 on the charts and he was on larry king. He needs a pre emptive punch to the face to prevent smugness. :qleft6:

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    Quote Originally Posted by boondock lee
    LOL. Goth kid beats redneck with a sugar shaker. The guy who fought Kid Rock should have used t3h d34dly sugar shaker. Lord knows that Kid Rock needs to be knocked down a peg. His album is like number 1 on the charts and he was on larry king. He needs a pre emptive punch to the face to prevent smugness. :qleft6:



    It appears that God struck him with the ugly stick many a year ago . It isn't the same thing as having your grill remodeled by a thick glass sugar shaker ... nor nearly as much punishment as what should be dished out for his latest album , but I have a feeling that the Power That Is ( one true god , god bless america and all that ) will eventually even things out .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    Dude looks like a stoned Jesus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watanabe Yoshiharu
    Dude looks like a stoned Jesus
    Man, Jesus was always stoned. This fucker looks like red neck morphine addict Jesus.
    Last edited by Squerlli; 10/23/2007 8:06pm at .

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    Would tapping Pamela Anderson's ass be considered a plus or minus point for an addict Jesus ?
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