Whoa, I think your history is all messed up here. TKD doesn't go back to the time of the 3 dynasties, it goes back to shotokan karate and the 1940's. The art of flowering manhood (hwrang-Do) isn't even something that we know enough about to classify. It you're going to troll, at least try and come up with stuff half way believable.

**Oh my god! I don't wanna go to THE STREET mommy! All the mean crazy psycho ninjas pick on me and take my lunch money.**