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    Quote Originally Posted by Equipoise
    You always hate us until you need us....
    Well, when do we need you?

    This isn't a rhetorical question, it's a real one.

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    There are several reasons:

    #1. "My insurance company says I need a police report before they compensate me for such-and-such lost item."

    #2. ...

    #3. Oh! No...wait...

    #4. Ah...here we go. To "scare my kids." Or the neighbor's kids.

    #5. .... .... .... this is harder than I thought!

    Um.

    I guess it boils down to ENJOYING having us around to do **** they are otherwise scared to do...but certainly could if they wanted to. Like ask neighbors to keep the noise down.

    The rest is pretty damn administrative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kein Haar
    I guess it boils down to ENJOYING having us around to do **** they are otherwise scared to do...but certainly could if they wanted to. Like ask neighbors to keep the noise down.
    You had better be armed when dealing with the noisy neighbors that prompt me to call the cops, and I'm much less likely than a cop to avoid criminal prosecution for shooting them on their own property. Not claiming that to be representative, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kein Haar
    There are several reasons:

    #1. "My insurance company says I need a police report before they compensate me for such-and-such lost item."

    #2. ...

    #3. Oh! No...wait...

    #4. Ah...here we go. To "scare my kids." Or the neighbor's kids.

    #5. .... .... .... this is harder than I thought!

    Um.

    I guess it boils down to ENJOYING having us around to do **** they are otherwise scared to do...but certainly could if they wanted to. Like ask neighbors to keep the noise down.

    The rest is pretty damn administrative.
    Everytime you post I respect you more ...


    ... seriously ...

    But with my luck you are gonna end up pulling me over for speeding when I cross that state line and end up beating me with your baton while laughing at how easily you trolled me .
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    Kein Haar is reasonable, respectful, and honest. On the trolling hand, I hate that, but on the other hand, he's alright.

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    That made my day.

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