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    Serious question, if you were going to defend your home with a sword, would you go for something like a rapier. I think poke, poke would be easier than hack, hack. Lighter and faster also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M1K3
    Connor McCloud of the clan McCloud. Thats why you wear the trench coat, to hide your street sword. Phil's sword's name is 'slayer of the homeless'.
    The trench coat is to hide the skirt... err, kilt.

    Quote Originally Posted by M1K3
    Serious question, if you were going to defend your home with a sword, would you go for something like a rapier. I think poke, poke would be easier than hack, hack. Lighter and faster also.
    Screw that. An axe is the way to go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Macho
    The trench coat is to hide the skirt... err, kilt.

    Screw that. An axe is the way to go.
    Actually that is a lead in for Phil's next book 'The suburban warhammer. Good hammers make good neighbors'. :phil:

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    By "sword" he means exposed penis, and by "street" he means, street.

    Sub-text, people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M1K3
    Connor McCloud of the clan McCloud. Thats why you wear the trench coat, to hide your street sword. Phil's sword's name is 'slayer of the homeless'.

    I was thinking the same thing, he's poking fun at Highlander wanna-bes but he's still seriously considering the idea of packig a sword in public:laughing1

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Macho
    Screw that. An axe is the way to go.
    nah, no substitute for the shotgun, its harder to clean blood from the carpet than the wall.

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    I need to ask 2 questions:

    1. Has Phil ever rolled/playfought/been in a match or brawl EVER?
    2. Should I invite him to Brisbane (at his expense) to sort this mess out? I feel sorry for him. His heart's in the right place but he seems to have difficulty collecting info.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
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    Oh and if anyone fucks with me I have a cheeseknife at home and when I'm feeling REALLY badass I carry a stick.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    A serious question in a Phil Elmore thread in YMAS. That's some twilight zone **** right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fearless Ukemi
    A serious question in a Phil Elmore thread in YMAS. That's some twilight zone **** right there.
    Fear the night, not all Ninjas have been driven out. Anyone with eyes would know that Phil is one of us.

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