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    Quote Originally Posted by M1K3
    They aren't real fond of him at Kendo world, but what would they know about sword fighting.
    http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/sho...t=13836&page=2
    Gareth Spiers ("shred_lord") posted some nice Phil photoshops in that thread -- this one being especially appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Ocelot
    Gareth Spiers ("shred_lord") posted some nice Phil photoshops in that thread -- this one being especially appropriate.
    LMAO
    :seppuku:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Ocelot
    Gareth Spiers ("shred_lord") posted some nice Phil photoshops in that thread -- this one being especially appropriate.
    OMG, this is the best Phil eva!

    http://www.zen121745.zen.co.uk/martialists.png

    I bow down before shred_lord in kendo world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba
    Note: kobudo meant: do this, just don't tell the police afterward that you've read it on Bullshido written by a certain guy with "kobudo" username...
    You meant it so, right? :-)
    What I mean is, I will not be held liable for sarcasm being mistaken for a "good idea" by the type of person whose concept of "good ideas" involves chasing intruders out of their home with a cheap piece of mail order crap...
    :icon_wink :suicide:

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    Quote Originally Posted by kobudo
    Since people were asking, here is my best technique for defending your home while using a sword:

    Approach your attacker directly. The bigger and shinier the sword, the better -- think flashy katana or claymore. Hold the sword one-handed in a reverse grip, point pointing toward the floor, butt of handle toward the ceiling, with your hand about a foot in front of your body. Gently toss the weapon towards your assailant, in a manner that will keep the point downwards until it reaches him.

    While your opponent is being distracted by the opportunity to catch and use the big, sharp, shiny metal thing being tossed toward him, draw a loaded pistol and unload the thing into your assailant as he catches the sword.

    Call the police, and report that you just defended yourself against an armed assailant.

    Note: don't actually do this.
    Ah, the LARP version of the old Bas Rutten Booty Bandit defense:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNXRInrSSVU

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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
    Ah, the LARP version of the old Bas Rutten Booty Bandit defense
    Y'know, I think I'd rather be shot than listen to Bas sing.

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    I love Bas, but he gives very poor legal advice. That was awesome.
    *********************************************

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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
    God, that made me weep. My eyes were watering from the exposure to stupidity. Though it wasn't completely fruitless:




    "Excuse me, sir. Could you tell me where I might be able to hire a young, supple, male illegal immigrant to bind me with this chain and spank me?"
    - Phil Elmore

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    Phil Elmore: American LARPER

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