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    "Village Ninja" is rapidly replacing the "Village Idiot," yes.

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    I have one better, NYC is known for having Kung Fu Hobos and Karate Hobos, just go to Chinatown and sit around, wait for a hobo to come up and start popping out karate forms right there. The best is the hobos that claim to be Ninjas and jump around like crazy.

    Thats what i get for considering social work.......

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    When my brother lived in California he'd always tell me about the Kung Fu bums outside of the local blockbuster. One was frequently there with a staff twirling it around. One time he actually saw one come up and kick another one too.
    Good times.

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    This thread rocks, more anecdotes please.:notworthy

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    Will do.:booty:
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    if u post the police report make sure to blot out sensitive info. (names, etc.) I'm not a lawyer, but i'm thinking u could probably get in trouble otherwise. better safe than sorry.

    really funny story though, great post.

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    He wasn't a real ninja, a real ninja would never admit it. Also, a real ninja would never use bad FMA. A real ninja would carry more than two shuriken. A real ninja never stands in one static "stance." A real ninja would not use the N-word. Hell they dress all in black. They're the original wiggers... chiggers... jiggers, yes, that's it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by h_sh_m
    if u post the police report make sure to blot out sensitive info. (names, etc.) I'm not a lawyer, but i'm thinking u could probably get in trouble otherwise. better safe than sorry.

    really funny story though, great post.
    the smoking gun seems to get away with it...

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