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    Start screaming "I'm a hemophiliac! I'm a hemophiliac!" Then cry like a women. As your opponent turns away in disgust, you attack him from behind!

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    By the Hoary Hand of Hoggoth.....
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    I just invited them over

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    Show him your AIDS test results.

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    Pick Akuma. Get your power bar charged up, then hit them with a Raging Demon.

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    5. Keep your guard up. Even if it's only by extending your hands in a 'stay-back' type of pose, it places something between you and your opponent.

    This is where Aikido comes in handy, because when that son of a bitch grabs your wrist, he's fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Macho
    Throwing up? BAH!!! That's weak.

    The best way to win a street fight is to poop right there. Then, you grab poo with your hands and fling it at your opponent, while going "oooooh ooohhh ohhhh" like a crazy monkey. See? I have the r34l crazy monkey!!!! :viking:
    Five Animal Kung Fu?

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    "Fighting isn't cool or fun. No one is going to think you're awesome when you're serving ten years in prison because you paralyzed a guy who was pushing you. Always use fighting as an absolute last resort. Retreat at the very first opportunity available. Would you rather be labelled a coward or be labelled with a prison serial number? "

    I took it that NONE of the things they recommended were fighting.

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    20. Learn Brazilian Jujitsu. Stay away from Taekwondo, KungFu, Ninjitsu, Bunjikan and Yellow Bamboo.


    I wonder who added that? Hmmmmmmm.

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    I havent had a chance to read that one.

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