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    "It is a bad idea to armbar on the "str33t" because someone can rip out your windpipe

    Yahoo answers strikes again! FTL!

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5121521AAvo85l

    I am truly dumbfounded that someone actually thinks you can rip out someone's windpipe while bieng armbarred.

    I'm highly amused, yet saddened, confused, startled and disgusted. I just don't know anymore....
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    I am surprised anyone thinks the can rip out someone's windpipe.

    Actually . . . I should not be.

    --J.D.
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    By the Hoary Hand of Hoggoth.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
    I am surprised anyone thinks the can rip out someone's windpipe.

    Actually . . . I should not be.

    --J.D.
    Dalton did it in "Roadhouse"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
    I am surprised anyone thinks the can rip out someone's windpipe.

    Actually . . . I should not be.

    --J.D.

    yeah that too....

    It was like seeing one of those "chi" vids for the first time- amazing.

    He also thinks that bruce lee must be 2000 years old (or more) because apparently he was the first man ever to cross train, but that is another matter.

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    That place needs seeding with some facts. We need to get someone to act clueless and then they select the correct answer to a question and avoid any LARPing bullshit.

    Such sample questions may include:
    "Does Chi exist?"
    "Who is Ashida Kim?"
    "Does TKD's status as an Olympic sport make it the best MA?"
    Etc, etc.
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    "Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
    "Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
    "More God delusions." - DAYoung
    "Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta

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    That was a really good discussion. There was absolutely no dumbasses on that page. All good, sober and realistic opinions. This is why I changed MA-forum to this site. There aren't any WT-guys that believe they can take on 7 opponents with knives(and live to tell the tale). I got sick and tired with the WT-guys at my ex-MA-forum. Hail to this forum and it's inhabitants.

    And yeah about the ripping out of someones windpipe, that is just plain stupid.

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    I would seriously advise against attempting armbars to avoid being throttled by a much bigger, stronger guy that you just called a ***** due to being ****-faced drunk.

    Not saying I've done it, but I seriously advise against it. It hurts. You don't get the armbar.

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    If you can rip out a windpipe to defend an armbar, then the guy can do it to you from mount instead of trying for the armbar.

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    Its true, people can rip out your windpipe when you go for an armbar in the street- its happened to me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal MAP
    Dalton did it in "Roadhouse"!
    Sonny Chiba did it first in 'Street Fighter'.

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