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    sochin101's Avatar
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    I bet you can do sudoku as well, can't you rush2024?
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

    Gandhi


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    Scream, poke `em in the eyes, and run. My sig move since third grade - but it only works on teh str33t.

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    Yes Koto got his name changed, quit asking... supporting member
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    German Suplex FTW.


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    Buttsecks FTW!!!

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    Da Komrads... Again you are MadPelvisOwn3d! supporting member
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    Spetsnaz Shovel-Fu
    .308 Federal Gold Medal Match 168 grain hollow point with boat-tail. This attack works best from 600-1000 yards out so I can be long gone by the time retaliation even crosses the mind.

    OSOK Mother F-ers!
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    :icon_twis
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    To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence;
    Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without spilling your Guinness.
    Sun "Fu Man JhooJits" Tzu, the Art of War & Guinness

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    Quote Originally Posted by VikingPower
    German Suplex FTW.

    Nice name change! But of course... Pirate monkeys beat vikings any day of the week. Especially ones from Soviet Russia...

    *Hums Boatmen on the River Volga."
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    :icon_twis
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    To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence;
    Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without spilling your Guinness.
    Sun "Fu Man JhooJits" Tzu, the Art of War & Guinness

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    I use the straitjacket hold to set up my own variation of the tombstone piledriver. So far, none of my sparring partners have survived.

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    I just steal your girlfriend while you're in the change room getting ready. Then I send you photos of us on vacation much like the garden gnome.

    TKD

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    I lurch forwards taking a few shots on the face around my shitty guard and then clinch. I grab you around the neck and twist, clumsily using my weight advantage to take you down to around waist height. Then I break wind. Twice.

    This is completely true.
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    My signature attack vs. younger or new players is this:
    1. e4 e5
    2. Nf3 Nc6
    3. Bc4 Nf6
    4. Ng5!?

    My preferred attack vs. players my strength is this:
    1. e4 c5
    2. Nf3 d6
    3. d4 cxd4
    4. Nxd4 Nf6
    5. Nc3 a6
    6. Bg5 e6
    7. f4 Qb6
    8. Qd2!!!!!

    Poisoned pawn, ************! Gets 'em every time. (I am lying, a sharp, dynamic struggle occurs and I usually begin crying).

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