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    What's your signature attack?

    Come on then. Everyone who even dares call themself a Martial Artist and actually fights should have one, if not, GET BACK TO TRAINING NOOB!

    As for me. Mine goes like this:

    I set them up with a feint straight jab that causes them to flinch or even blink, I immediately step over almost horizontally with one leg to cross the other and jump slightly to pull off a 360 degree spinning back kick directly at their guard.
    The force of this causes them to stumble a little. When I land I bring the kicking leg backward behind me and execute a half sweep with the other leg, deliebrately stopping to cause them to react, move off balance and thus open themselves up.
    I stop this sweeping leg and position it upright so im in a perfect Zenkutsu-dachi and use the front leg to propel myself up and forward into a jumping uppercut with a massive KIAI! at the top of my lungs.

    I call it: Barbarian's Ultimate Limit Light Shines High Into Termination

    So far i've KTFO'd 6 people with it, none of them saw it coming.

    Post yours, but please don't steal mine, it took me a long time to work it out and perfect it.

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    Is my sarcastometer broken? PLease tellm e this is a gimmick thread...
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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    Did you guess that the first responce was gonna be someone saying they hate you and wish you would kill yourself ... slowly .


    Becouse guess what ?

    I hate you ...

    I wish you would kill yourself or maybe just get kicked in your balls every time you expose your back so that you can never breed .

    If you are anywhere near Kentucky I personaly invite you to the upcoming Ky Throwdown .
    *edit*


    OH your in the UK . Never mind you are useless to me .
    Quote Originally Posted by scrapper
    Is my sarcastometer broken? PLease tellm e this is a gimmick thread...
    God I hope mine is fubar'ed as well ...
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    This thr43d is teh aw3som3!!!!!

    From guard I use the signature Crocadile Hunter Thumb in Bumb while yelling "CRACKIE!!!!!!!!!THIS ONES REEEEEALY PISSSED OFF!!!!!!"

    I then do a headstand three spin guard pass, ala Turbo from Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo. Ending with a cup drop on the nose.

    I KTFO'd Saulo Rubiero and Eddie Bravo with this move....really....I did.

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    The Swanton Bomb from the turnbuckle

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    When I get a opponent against the ropes, I throw a chi ball at them to knock them through the ropes and against the wall of the gym.

    It hasn't worked so far and all the other folks at the gym look at me funny when I cup my gloves together and shout "MIGHTY WANG ASSAULT" but i'm working on it. I'm sure i'll get it right soon, I just need to meditate more.

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    AK: Giving new meaning to the word "Unfair."
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    I gained my signature attack when I hit lvl 19. It's called "Discordia owns your ass", and it basically consists of me talking to you about random **** at an extremely fast pace for about 30 seconds until your too confused to put up a reasonable defense, and then I punch you in the face. KO.




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    Sharingan, Chidori!

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    Umm... I need some xp before I can properly level up and get Dual Wield. When I do it's gonna be two scimitars, whirlwind attack. Like Drizzt.
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

    Gandhi


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    Quote Originally Posted by Silvan
    Come on then. Everyone who even dares call themself a Martial Artist and actually fights should have one, if not, GET BACK TO TRAINING NOOB!

    As for me. Mine goes like this:

    I set them up with a feint straight jab that causes them to flinch or even blink, I immediately step over almost horizontally with one leg to cross the other and jump slightly to pull off a 360 degree spinning back kick directly at their guard.
    The force of this causes them to stumble a little. When I land I bring the kicking leg backward behind me and execute a half sweep with the other leg, deliebrately stopping to cause them to react, move off balance and thus open themselves up.
    I stop this sweeping leg and position it upright so im in a perfect Zenkutsu-dachi and use the front leg to propel myself up and forward into a jumping uppercut with a massive KIAI! at the top of my lungs.

    I call it: Barbarian's Ultimate Limit Light Shines High Into Termination

    So far i've KTFO'd 6 people with it, none of them saw it coming.

    Post yours, but please don't steal mine, it took me a long time to work it out and perfect it.
    He he he. The acronym for his specia moves spells "bullshit."

    How very clever of you.:icon_sunn

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