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    That man is giving a 17-year old hemmoroids and an aneurism. Not cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Binary
    Hey man, that eyebrow is cocked, loaded, and ready to kill.
    He couldn't kill a paraplegic retard.
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    I've tried to create a head of Helio with Borg implants with the following text:

    We are the Gracies. You will be Brazillianized.
    Resistance is necessary. You will adapt to roll with us.
    We are the Gracies.

    So far, my gimp-fu has been too weak to produce it :tard:
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    Quote Originally Posted by chaosexmachina
    He couldn't kill a paraplegic retard.
    And we know how easy that is?
    Sumus extra manum tuam.

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    Is a beached jellyfish a better (but less funny) example?
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    I actually laughed at that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chaosexmachina
    Is a beached jellyfish a better (but less funny) example?

    Even dead beached jelly fish have some sting in them ... but if you touch them with a place that has no hair folicals , like the palms of your hands and the bottoms of your feet , they can't sting you ( most jellyfish anyways ) .

    *Edit*
    done in 2o minutes .... so yeah it sucks ...
    Last edited by BackFistMonkey; 7/12/2006 10:34pm at .
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    It makes you wonder if he could even kill himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Macho
    I've tried to create a head of Helio with Borg implants with the following text:

    We are the Gracies. You will be Brazillianized.
    Resistance is necessary. You will adapt to roll with us.
    We are the Gracies.

    So far, my gimp-fu has been too weak to produce it :tard:
    I admire your joke tho.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    Even dead beached jelly fish have some sting in them ... but if you touch them with a place that has no hair folicals , like the palms of your hands and the bottoms of your feet , they can't sting you ( most jellyfish anyways ) .

    *Edit*
    done in 2o minutes .... so yeah it sucks ...
    So you're saying palm strike for teh win?

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