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    Posting and YOU

    Posting and YOU

    If I had seen this sooner it would have saved me a lot of pain, humiliation, sleepless nights, etc etc...

    Just a heads up.

    Props to Doctor X for clueing me in.

    edit: a small amount of "foul" language.
    Last edited by Steve; 6/13/2006 12:23am at .

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    Haha. Best post of the year!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cafezinho
    Haha. Best post of the year!
    It is valuable information, fer sure.

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    I was suprised it had not been seen before. It is a "sticky" at a "fan board." I have refer'd to it a few times on boards where someone comes on and demands to know what would be the equivalent of "Y u h8ting Phil Elmore?!! Yu [email protected]!" or asking if anyone has "an opinion" on BJJ, WC, Aikido, et cetera.

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    Meh. Normally not here much. I spend most of my time on guitar forums. It's amazing how you can generalize the human condition into a cheap comedy routine.

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    How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Four.

    One to do it, and three to claim Satriani "did it better."

    I guess you can!

    --J.D.

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    That's not teh re4l guitarist joke, it's:

    How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

    All of them. One to do it first, and the rest to do it faster.

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    Why does Piglet smell so bad?

    He's always playing with Pooh.

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    To keep things even:

    How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    None.

    They have machines that can do it more reliably.

    --J.D.

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    Dave Grohl's Top Ten Drummer Jokes

    1. What do Ginger Baker and canteen coffee have in common?
    They both suck without Cream.

    2. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Just one, so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.

    3. What is the difference between a chiropidist and Ginger Baker?
    A chiropidist bucks up your feet

    4. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.

    5. How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
    The knocking speeds up.

    6. How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
    He doesn't know when to come in.

    7. How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
    Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

    8. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
    Homeless.

    9. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None: they have a machine to do that now.

    10. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
    "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
    (sound of Grohl having last laugh)

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