Thread: Irc quotes

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    Draven's Avatar
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    Mixed Martial Arts

    Irc quotes

    This is actually surprisingly funny.

    <Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
    <SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
    <SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
    <TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
    <TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards


    Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
    AvatarOfSolusek: no
    AvatarOfSolusek: well
    AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
    Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
    AvatarOfSolusek: lol
    Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
    Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable


    <BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
    <BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
    <BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
    <BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a did you know where i lived?


    <SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
    <NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
    <NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
    <NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
    <SRG> yes


    <drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
    <drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing
    <drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
    <drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
    <drmason> I just stood up and was like "****... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"
    <drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial"


    <FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.

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    Didn't so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards

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    (Returns from like a year of not posting or training)

    I think it's safe to assume that we've all seen

    That said, it is really funny.
    sudo make me a sandwich!

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    A lot of them are "oh ****, I did this crazy thing and now I'm posting it on IRC."

    In fact, there is even a quote like that. But yeah, the top ones are good.

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    <anamexis> oh man
    <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
    --> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
    <anamexis> and it exploded
    <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
    <anamexis> but I got it away just in time
    <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
    <anamexis> :<


    <xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?


    <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
    <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
    <BonyNoMore> wait
    <BonyNoMore> never mind

    That one /\ reminded me of me.... I'm such a dork.
    Last edited by Steve; 5/20/2006 10:52pm at .

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    Haven't read in ages. But then it's pretty much dead because I can't imagine too many people using IRC anymore.
    Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all **** like that! -theoutsider

    Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

    The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

    dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

    Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
    I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
    what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone


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