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    FYI: You All Suck

    http://topsecrettraining.com/abc.php...ant+Access%21+

    You should be afraid, very afraid
    There is no cheating, there is only jiu-jitsu.

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    That whole thing is so gay and military wannabe I'm beggining to think Ken Kutaragi wrote it.
    Painful. Just plain fucking painful. I wish this crap would end.
    On the other hand though, it's so blatantly exagerrated and over the top, I don't think too many people are going to take it seriously.

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    this was a google ad. Says the guy can trace is family military history all the way back to the roman empire....hrm?...
    There is no cheating, there is only jiu-jitsu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrijl
    SEARCH FUNCTION NOOB OLDIE!

    Now please kill yourself, Jesus no longer loves you.

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    bah! I know how to do all that crap.

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    I'm grindin' 'till I'm tired...

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    This was once the ALOD on somethingawful.com.

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    I did a search so...well...**** off. I just think it is funny that if you look at the testimonials, it is a random bunch of people. Esp the old asian guy.

    And plaz...aren't you a ninja?...you really think you can hurt my feelings ;(

    At any rate I don't need your Jesus, I got L.Ron Hubbard. Or as I like to refer to him the Big LRH. Sci fi beats Jesus any day.

    And your martial art does suck.
    There is no cheating, there is only jiu-jitsu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrijl
    I did a search so...well...**** off. I just think it is funny that if you look at the testimonials, it is a random bunch of people. Esp the old asian guy.

    And plaz...aren't you a ninja?...you really think you can hurt my feelings ;(

    At any rate I don't need your Jesus, I got L.Ron Hubbard. Or as I like to refer to him the Big LRH. Sci fi beats Jesus any day.

    And your martial art does suck.
    Japanese Jujutsu-ka and Xenu wins all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrijl
    At any rate I don't need your Jesus, I got L.Ron Hubbard. Or as I like to refer to him the Big LRH. Sci fi beats Jesus any day.
    I should modify my answer. I once told someone I worshipped a golden 'G' which stood for google because google had more answers to life than anyone or anything I know of. The person took me seriously and got angry.

    Who knew people would take the old testament so seriously
    There is no cheating, there is only jiu-jitsu.

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    Man, everytime I see a page with loads of testimonials and buttons that say "click me to get the secret method" or some other ****, I just go back to google and search for pics of hot looking women.... or some other ****.
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