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  1. #41

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    My Sifu told me
    he took the Gracie challenge,
    won, and they hide it

    Haikus makes me feel
    like a real Chinese master!
    Now I am legit!

  2. #42
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    Tactical flashlights
    Mail-order swords, knives, and guns?
    Phil is paranoid

  3. #43

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    Kung Fu
    Listen my students,

    The UFC proved nothing.

    We are the deadly.

  4. #44

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    SF Bay area
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    Style
    MMA, functional JKD
    BSD's haiku trolling of KFDW was the best EVER.
    "You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."

  5. #45

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    Posts
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    Style
    tae kwon do

    Oh i know...

    I dare you to kick
    my head OW I bet you can't
    do that again OW

    Broke elbow, broke leg
    all it took was a low kick
    and a quick armbar

    HELL YEAH check out my rhymes I should be a haiku rapper

    I fear one technique
    one thousand times practiced, not
    thousands practiced once

    Karate, Wing Chun,
    tae kwon do, muai thai, freestyle,
    no match for good fighter.

    Ninjitsu, they say,
    is best. Fight with anything.
    Sounds like common sense.
    Last edited by rlee34; 5/11/2006 9:42pm at .

  6. #46
    The gift that keeps on giving supporting member
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    Dillman and TV
    Smack a girl who reports it
    Laugh out Loud, no hurt
    Last edited by Steve; 5/12/2006 1:06am at .

  7. #47
    The gift that keeps on giving supporting member
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    On hiatus
    Traditional Jing
    Sperm up my spine to da brain
    Ew, that is just gross

  8. #48
    The gift that keeps on giving supporting member
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    Ken Shamrock is strong
    His fighters lose, no worries
    He is a loud mouth

    or last line:

    flinches like a wimp
    Last edited by Steve; 5/12/2006 2:44am at .

  9. #49

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    Krottee

    Zen kutsu dachi
    Fist chambered in the hip
    left hook to the face.

  10. #50
    Crouching Philosopher, Hidden Philosopher supporting member
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    n/a (ex-Karate)
    My first girlfriend, she
    did Karate too. Nympho.
    Jing jing jing jing jing.
    Martial Arts and Philosophy: Beating and Nothingness
    click here to order on Amazon


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