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    Martial Arts and Artists Summed Up in Haiku

    Throwing down the Gong Sau gauntlet. Can you sum up a martial art or martial arts personality in 5-7-5 format?

    Example:

    Taekwondo's punching
    Leaves much to be desired
    At least there's hot chicks

    or

    Here monkey, monkey
    I fear your deadly technique
    Poop is hard to clean

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    BSDaemon's Avatar
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    chi chi chi chi chi chi chi
    chi chi chi chi chi

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    Doctor Leung Ting
    master of slappity-slap-fu
    can't fight for taffy.
    He who attains his ideal by that very fact transcends it- Nietzsche

    I like my Te like I like my tea- from Fujian province and without any bullshit in it. Oh, and green. And scented with jasmine blossoms...

    Quote Originally Posted by A Better American Than You
    In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot.

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    I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it Join us... or die
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    Aikido is fun
    grab my wrist I dare you to
    now jump through the air

    (That's crap I know a limeric would be better)

    There was a man in Aikido pants
    Who liked to skip, jump and dance

    He'd fly through the air
    With greatest is of ease

    All you would have to do is Kiai and say please!
    Last edited by Goju - Joe; 5/10/2006 7:43pm at .

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    Kyokushin teaches
    invisible head technique
    no need to face-punch
    He who attains his ideal by that very fact transcends it- Nietzsche

    I like my Te like I like my tea- from Fujian province and without any bullshit in it. Oh, and green. And scented with jasmine blossoms...

    Quote Originally Posted by A Better American Than You
    In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot.

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    I am a boxer
    I am punched in the head often
    I can't find my house
    "Emevas,
    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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    I will poke your eye
    Not a testicle is safe
    Pressure point ninja
    We are surrounded by warships and dont have time to talk. Please pray for us. One Somali Pirate.

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    Despite all their claims
    Wing chun is not t3h d34dly
    Chain punches are weak

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    Jujutsu tonight.

    Brazilian Black Belt teaches!

    No Gas, how I suck.
    "You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."

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    Systema attacks
    with no touch strikes . mind magic ,
    Beyond Physical


    "Instructional vids
    not to be watched when bought"

    - Sys. expert RobP
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
    1961-1994

    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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