All that seek the wisdom of the Great Uber Grande Meestro-sama Ashida Kim take thy journey to:

For lessons on the ninja art of FLIPPING OUT AN KILL EVERTHING IN SITE no waza. You must inquire the sage McDojo member. But remember he is a ninja he FLIP OUT and kill you through your screen!!!

Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invinsible Asia) Emporer of Baji!!! THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE UNITED AUSSIE FRONT!!