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    Taste of my lass and make it one with you

    Hello and welcome to the event of the century as I have landed on this fair piece of text based hellground. Yes you may all be impressed and super double plus happy that I have descended to the here place.

    That aside, I am glad to be here and hope to learn from good people as well as talk much **** for the benefit of my amusement. I practice Mantis Kung Fu as well as whatever people care to show me. I wish to learn more about many different styles but the mantis totaly has my goat.

    **** you all and goodnight.

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    Best post, evar.
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    combat sports hobbyist

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    That aside, I am glad to Taste my ass.
    Unnecessary text turnicated.

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    as the event of the century I have **** children
    Doing myself one better.

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    I enjoyed the 1984 ref.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
    Unnecessary text turnicated.
    did you intentionally spell truncated wrong?

    (setting myself up for a lashing here...)
    Imports from Japan, Shipping Worldwide! Art Junkie, Scramble, BJJ Spirits, Reversal...
    Scramble Stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by supercrap
    did you intentionally spell truncated wrong?

    (setting myself up for a lashing here...)
    I meant turnicated. There's a long story behind it, and if you want I'll start making it up.

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    The 1984 reference was good, let's not kill this one yet......

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    Taste of my lass Hmm, like sweaty tuna. You get to taste her when I'm done, OK?

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    Promised lass has yet to be delivered...urge to kill rising.


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