View Poll Results: The crappiest weapon 2006

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  • Nunchaku

    13 19.40%
  • Tactical Torch

    11 16.42%
  • Kung fu bench

    4 5.97%
  • bladed Coat rack (3-dragon trident from Choy Li Fut)

    5 7.46%
  • Kobutan (keyring accessory)

    1 1.49%
  • Caltrops (for dropping in enemy's path, ninja styleee)

    4 5.97%
  • Chopsticks

    9 13.43%
  • Batleth (of Klingon fame)

    8 11.94%
  • Other (please state)

    12 17.91%
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  1. #11
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    fan!!!!?????? damn, i knew i'd missed one. We'll have to add up all the 'fan' votes at the end to put it in its rightful place among the stars of crapness at the crap weapons awards ceromony 2006.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


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    I voted Batleth, all the others have probably been effective in anger outside the imagination of chubby geeks from Wisconsin.

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    Definitely the nunchaku. Frankly, I'd rather have a toilet plunger.

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    I'm for rope dart. For those of you who said nunchuka you're all not very well versed in weapons. I know that nunchukas are craptastic as a weapon but who would win in a fight. Benchmaster butt hole or nunchuka nutcracker? You decide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by omega
    I'm for rope dart. For those of you who said nunchuka you're all not very well versed in weapons. I know that nunchukas are craptastic as a weapon but who would win in a fight. Benchmaster butt hole or nunchuka nutcracker? You decide.

    Well the bench is longer. However, the guy with the bench will just wait there thill the nunchuka knocks himself out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    It would have to be the Three Sectional Staff .

    Seriously ...

    Becouse I think we should be trying to discount other peoples choices by finding good video of the weapon being used . Becouse I am pretty sure you can find footage of most of the items listed being used in some applicable manner ... but the 3ss ... I don't know if there is any .
    Agreed. 3ss gets my vote too. (I voted other)

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    For the ten of you who think the nunchaku is the suxor-est . How can the 3SS not be worse ... They are oversized nunchaks with an extra length of wood to beat yourself with .
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    The fan, possibly the dumbest weapon ever.

    I was watching Braveheart last night, didn't Wallace use a grain thresher to take out a guard?

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    Bigger, longer, crappier.
    Last edited by king of seals; 3/04/2006 1:51pm at .

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    The batleth. It may have some limited use in the right hands, however it is doomed as those hands will always belong to a pimply faced skinny 12 year old, or an overweight, unemployed 30-something still living with his parents.

    Neither of those could fight their way out of a wet paper bag, not even with a BFG9000, let alone a batleth.

    If you find yourself in a dark alley being attacked by some homeless person, and wielding a batleth, be aware: you are one of the persons described above.

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