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  1. #11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike.D
    wouldnt you be dead 4 times over?

    You think it might have been a joke?

  2. #12

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    I particularly liked this one:

    x) Challenges involving tai chi practitioners will take place at full speed.

    :laughing7

  3. #13

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    a lota gems in there.
    "You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."

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    Dark Overlord of the Bullshido Underworld supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by TehDeadlyDimMak
    That's untrue. My deathmatch record is 14-4-0.
    "You must spread some reputation around before giving it to TehDeadlyDimMak Again."


    If I ever take a death match, I want it to be with 16 lb sledgehammers in 3 feet of surf off of Coney Island in the middle of January.

    Maybe I'll be killed. Maybe we both will be. But I'll be splashing around and giggling like a madman while making the local news, and the other guy probably wouldn't get the joke.

    :smile:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Kagan
    "You must spread some reputation around before giving it to TehDeadlyDimMak Again."


    If I ever take a death match, I want it to be with 16 lb sledgehammers in 3 feet of surf off of Coney Island in the middle of January.

    Maybe I'll be killed. Maybe we both will be. But I'll be splashing around and giggling like a madman while making the local news, and the other guy probably wouldn't get the joke.

    :smile:
    To die for a joke...is...real ultimate power.

  6. #16

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    Its funny how this **** happens so many times people had the trouble of writing that thing up.

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