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    True story: JFS's last challenge match was november of 2005. His first punch was so powerful that it knocked his opponent into orbit. When the poor fool finally touched down month later, the force of his impact was so great that it triggered the Tsunami in the South Pacific.

    Not only that but it's common knowledge that JFS actually pities Mr T and considers him a fool.

    That JFS is hella tough.
    Last edited by Matt Bernius; 12/02/2005 9:56am at .
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    JFS wipes his ass with sandpaper, extra corse, for fun.

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    JFS likes fast cars, fast women and camel toe.... not necessisarily in that order.

    JFS also eats his own young as he found that this is a kung fu technique that keep you young forever...

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    JFS once declared gong sau on the whole of Mainland china, and this is why Taiwan is still free today.
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    JFS has banged your mom... and sister... at the same time....

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    When JFS practises his forms, the earth shakes, the tides change and time stands still, and then he gets serious.

    He also killed a man in Reno with the Iron Palm, just to watch him die.

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    JFS once teabagged a man to death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misquote
    He also killed a man named Reno with the Iron Palm, just to watch him die.
    Janet Reno ?
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Paula-Satire
    Never believe that the GOP and fellow bigots are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The bigots and Republicans have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past and that besides, they have already won

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    Janet Reno ?

    To paraphrase a JFS saying:
    Janet Reno is a jizz receptacle !

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    every time JFS takes a pee an angel dies.

    he only pees once every 1,000 years.
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