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    "Van Damme wanted to fight terrorism"

    Van Damme wanted to fight terrorism

    16/11/2005 - 09:31:59

    Belgian movie hardman Jean-Claude Van Damme is being head-hunted to solve the world's terrorism problems, by North Korean leader Kim Jong Il's son and potential successor.

    Jong Il's 24-year-old heir Kim Jong Chol has reportedly been dismissed by his father as "too girlish" to rule the country, but is a leading contender as his elder brother is currently in self-imposed exile in Europe.

    And North Koreans will be interested in Kim Jong Chol's defence and foreign policies - which he proposes should be lead by the 'Muscles From Brussels'.

    Inspired by Van Damme's terrorist-busting performance in 1995 film 'Sudden Death', he says: "I'd not allow weapons or atom bombs any more. I'd destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude Van Damme."

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    Is being batshit insane genetic? Van Damme isn't even a very good action star.
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    Pretty soon we will resurrect Bruce Lee to help stop the trafficking of drugs hidden in blocks of ice too!

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    Terrorists? Pfft. His REAL problem will be robots from the future coming back to kill him. He needs Arnie.

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    It can't be serious.

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    Van Damme is useless without his twin, or that fat Harley dude from Bloodsport.

    On the plus side, at least one nuclear-armed nutjob wannabe is spending his time thinking up ways to solve the terrorism problem, rather than make it worse. :tard:
    Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.

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    Come on guys, we need to remember that one day, Jackie Chan will realize that he is the new messiah, and will save the planet.

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    I would laugh my ass off...if it weren't for the fact that we are talking about the possible future leader of a nuclear power, supporter of terrorist groups and the ocasional kidnapper of japanese citizens. That scares the **** out of me!

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    Can't you see what they're doing?! They're trying to rule the world by changing the past!


    We mustn't let the Koreans get a hold of the Time Cop!

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