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    My first Bullshido finding. "Hoshoryu Nimpo Ninjutsu" (SERIOUSLY FUNNY CILPS INSIDE)

    http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/index1.htm

    All I can say is that this is the most bullshit I've seen in awhile.

    Take a look at the videos. Anyone every seen this ****? I did a search but came up with nothing.

    http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/maxihos...shidoshi.1.wmv

    http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/maxihos...utsu/retsu.wmv

    http://www.hoshoryuninpo.com/maxihos.../daken.tai.wmv

    Enjoy!
    Last edited by BudoBuyu; 11/08/2005 12:46am at .

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    if i could understand what they were taling about, i'd probably be laughing

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    I'm guessing you didn't watch the Ninja video then.

    It's basically supposed to be funny in the way that watching some pompous asshole dressed up as a ninja is supposed to be funny. The best part is that he takes himself so seriously!

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    ic i just saw the videos. ok now ic what you're talking about

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    Ask the Brazilians on here what they think having ninja's in their backyard feels like?
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    Ah yes, I see that now!

    Cicero Melo Shidoshi: Fundador (Daisho Soke) da Escola Hosho Ryu Ninpo; Representante Técnico no Brasil da Escola Hashira Ryu Ninjutsu - ITALIA; Membro da International Council Of Ninja Societies (ICNS); Black Tigers International Ninja Society e Black Dragon Fighting Society International - South Africa.
    Any Brazilians here know of these idiots?
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    hmmm .... I likey the video's ... * files them away for future video edits *
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    Quote Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
    Ask the Brazilians on here what they think having ninja's in their backyard feels like?
    Wow, I see that Bullshido transcends all language barriers.

    Seriously, I wish I could read the site. Here's my guess:

    "I'm a ninja. I have a 20 Dexterity, and I'm +2 with shuriken."

    -daGorilla

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    Quote Originally Posted by daGorilla
    Wow, I see that Bullshido transcends all language barriers.

    Seriously, I wish I could read the site. Here's my guess:

    "I'm a ninja. I have a 20 Dexterity, and I'm +2 with shuriken."

    -daGorilla
    Don't forget he has a +12 ogre killing nunchaku and a +5 pirate killing tonfa.

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    Yet another ninja wannbe who doesn't know the difference between Kuji Kiri and Kuji In.
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