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    Top 30 facts about Chuck Norris

    http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

    It might get trollshidowned, but it's good for a laugh.

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    " Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change. "


    LOL !!

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    " Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". "

    I have this skill too.

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    " Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids. "

    I don't get it.

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    "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

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    "Chuck Norris spent the week tripping on acid with spider monkeys on the coast near St.Bart's. It completely changed his perspective on ****."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    " Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". "

    I have this skill too.
    With condoms like that I'm not surprised.

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    You are missing the other one:
    http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty
    "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
    -My three year old trash talking to me

    "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
    -The Honky Tonk Man

    "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
    -My Father to me one day

    "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
    -Don Gwinn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter H.
    You are missing the other one:
    http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty
    ROFLMAO, the first one is fucking hillarious.

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    Chuck Norris's one isn't very funny, but the Vin Diesel one is so fucking brilliant I've gone completely blind. FYI I can touch-type.

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