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  1. #11

    Join Date
    May 2002
    Submission Wrestling.
    Friend thinks crosstraining would confuse people..
    He's obviously wrong:

    Just say it's the most effective way to train, and that he'll like it. Show him some MMA/UFC/PFC videos.

    "Reverse punch Kiaii!!!" - rofl that's funny everytime I see it.

    "OH MY GOD I CAN'T WALK AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME *head explodes*" lmao.
    "Training = pain." - I said that.

    PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

  2. #12
    Such as thou art, sometime was I. supporting member
    The Wastrel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Brazilian Jiujitsu
    Friend thinks crosstraining would confuse people.
    Yeah, your opponents.

    **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

  3. #13

    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    small hick city full with college students in Cali
    Muay Thai and boxing
    WOW your friend must be really stupid! Why don't you just take him to somewhere and do some serious spar with him. DOn't let him run away or stop until he manage to use both strikes and grappling. That will teach him some lesson immidately.

    "I would rather admit I am a lousy student than say I am the best, because once you think you are the best, there is no reason to continue learning."
    I would pick bag work over masturbating, fighting over sex, and KOing someone over having a orgasm!

  4. #14

    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    how old is your friends, it seems like he lacks the wisdom to acknowledge facts.

  5. #15

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    Jul 2002
    JacksonFAILLE Flor-i-duh
    Recently I was just told by him that full contact sparring is "not nessecary"... he is for grappling sparring but "thats different" because "we don't hit eachother"

    I REALLY wish I could drag his ass to a MMA place sometime, but he is quite sick right now... feh

    <Me> John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? <John> *smacks me*
    <John> I'd have to smack you sometime...
    Katana, on 540 kicks: "Hang from a ceiling fan with both hands. Flail your feet out and ask people to walk into you as you hit their face."

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