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    IGBJJ, maybe I shoulda been more obvious.

    I was trying (meekly) to employ irony by going "some I wanna fight cause I don't like them, others 'cause they're good", and by saying I didn't like the Gracies first and mentioning Kim second, imply that I thought Ashida Kim was better, which as we all know is fuckin' ludicrous.

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    i gotcha.....good one.......

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    William Shatner !

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    "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

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    Ghandi!
    Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989

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    [email protected] know what film you watched last night.

    1) Phil off Eastenders..he acts hard but we all know he's a luvvie shirtlifter.
    2) John Prescott..he's got the weight advantage but he's lacking in technique.
    3) Jon Leslie/Jonathon King both at the same time...a few well placed knees and elbows will curb their sexual deviancy.
    4) Richard Whitely. Smug ****. 'nuff said.
    5) Sarah Michelle Geller. I have a sneaking suspicion she's not as hard as she looks on TV.
    6) David Carradine. For exactly the same reason as above.
    7)Danni Ashe.Because..um...
    8)The Entire Von Trapp Family. Dressed in rags. Surrounded by Nazi guards. Singing.
    9)Anne Widdecombe. Sumo Rules.
    10) Hong Kong Phoeey. I'll make him eat his Hong Kong Book of Kung Fu. Ram tam diddle tam yeeeeeah!

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    Tickle Me Elmo

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    Yep, seems like SamHarber watched it aswell.

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    ”He (Master Bristol) was like a slippery fish. There was no way I could hold on to him.” -- Tomas Shurrman, Judo Expert
    "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

    "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

    "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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    this stupid fucking brad kid
    my insructor(he fucked up my shin.......i'll get him back someday)
    jean chretien
    mike chat
    john valera
    all of team paul mitchel
    larry lam
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    master bristol
    tom cruise
    alter7nate

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    tkd_fighter, Alter7nate will kick your ass.

    He will use his superior Kosen Judo skills to put you in a hadaka-jime before you can say, "Kimura kicked Helio's ass!"

    "God is dead." -Nietzsche
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    If TKD Fighter is 7 years old, and there's no chairs about, he's in big trouble !

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    ”He (Master Bristol) was like a slippery fish. There was no way I could hold on to him.” -- Tomas Shurrman, Judo Expert
    "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

    "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

    "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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