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    Security Guard Fu

    A forum thread in case people want to debate the deadly skills of the martial art founded by Mr. Machette, otherwise known as Security Guard Fu, and the art of getting lost in the woods at night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
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    Only in the movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
    A forum thread in case people want to debate the deadly skills of the martial art founded by Mr. Machette, otherwise known as Security Guard Fu, and the art of getting lost in the woods at night.
    You're tge weakest academic I've ever met in my life you fake ass *****.

    How about we discuss that S.W.A.T. team you invite over for gay house parties?

    Still no proof they exist anywhere other than your "Thin Blue fanfic".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    You're tge weakest academic I've ever met in my life you fake ass *****.

    How about we discuss that S.W.A.T. team you invite over for gay house parties?

    Still no proof they exist anywhere other than your "Thin Blue fanfic".
    It's a holiday.

    When Sub logs back on to FB,

    I'll ping him if he would like to bonafide that I train LEOs in grapple fu,

    including members of the local SWAT team in the past, and currently.

    It's quite common for Gracie Jiu-Jitsu black belts to train LEOs in grapple fu.

    You're very silly.

    And homophobic, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Only in the movies.
    For real though. Iirc those scenes were supposed to take place in Paul Blart's fracturing mind. It's just a daydream.

    Because in real life those fools face at least the same legal penalties as the rest of us plebes for going all Felonius Monk.

    Mall cop is a **** job for small thinkers. Why settle for a minimum wage corporate dead end when your license gives you access to pursue a deeper, more rewarding career in justice?

    Corrections, Private Investigation / Surveillance, Armed Security, Bouncing...

    All of those pay a LOT better than $12 and hour and represent actual growth opportunities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
    It's a holiday.
    When Sub logs back on to FB,
    I'll ping him if he would like to bonafide that I train LEOs in grapple fu,
    including members of the local SWAT team in the past, and currently.
    It's quite common for Gracie Jiu-Jitsu black belts to train LEOs in grapple fu.
    You're very silly.
    And homophobic, apparently.
    Hardly. Your the one hiding in a closet bro. Love is love. Stop hating yourself.

    I really don't give a **** about the veracity of your fantasy life. Even if you're telling the truth I will never in a million years acknowledge it. And I will continue to needle you.

    Because it's working. Because you're too small to let it go.

    Wrabbit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    Even if you're telling the truth I will never in a million years acknowledge it.
    Yes, that was already evident from your prior posts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    And I will continue to needle you.
    Yes, it was already clear that you are simply making garbage off topic troll posts on the other threads.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    Because it's working. Because you're too small to let it go.
    You are a stimulus on the primary subjects that I am observing, but you are not really the primary subjects that I am observing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    Wrabbit.
    As I have stated previously, I am not Wrabbit.

    You on the other hand, if you are not Wrabbit,

    then you are still on a website whose original purpose was to expose martial arts wanna be's claiming that you are a skilled street warrior security guard.

    And you have made a point to tell at least two Gracie Jiu-Jitsu black belts that you know "real" martial arts, and that we do not.

    So, it whether you are Rabbit trolling or just trolling, you are making a point to act like a Bullshido stereotype with your Bullshido.net posts.

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    You gonna go cry now, bitch? Go cry to the big bad mod that someone was rude in your troll thread.

    You are laughably pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
    And you have made a point to tell at least two Gracie Jiu-Jitsu black belts that you know "real" martial arts, and that we do not.
    Nope. That is a lie. I said you "aren't a real martial artist" and I have not seen any evidence that you are.

    Do you know what forum you are in, Wrabbit?

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