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    Quote Originally Posted by Sovvolf View Post
    Never mind that **** any one know the best defence against pissed off housewife?
    Yep, I've got that one. First you start with a distracting strike. I prefer mowing the lawn. After that you have an evasion technique. I like dipping into my shop after parking the mower. This is a combination move where you pick up a beer from the fridge along the way. Then you combine footwork to stay out of range. My main technique for this is drinking beer in the shop while finding anything in there that needs to be fixed or rearranged. This can keep building into more techniques and beer. The closeout is when the angry wife summons you, in which you act like nothing happened. Or when everyone goes to sleep and you ease into the house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sovvolf View Post
    Never mind that **** any one know the best defence against pissed off housewife?
    Li-e-do, the art of lying even in front of evidence. Works in politics too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterMR View Post
    Li-e-do, the art of lying even in front of evidence. Works in politics too.
    "BJJ!!! Guard can't protect you from collapsing gym roof, tough guy!" - W. Rabbit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sovvolf View Post
    Never mind that **** any one know the best defence against pissed off housewife?
    Sleep with one eye open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sovvolf View Post
    Never mind that **** any one know the best defence against pissed off housewife?
    Well, if you’re Devil the solution is to just run away before her husband gets home

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterMR View Post
    Li-e-do, the art of lying even in front of evidence. Works in politics too.

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