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    best defense for bouncers

    been extorted by a bouncer and generally get into it with them because they have a little bitch attitude, what would be the best style to deal with them?Muay Thai or krav maga?

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    Stop going to shitty clubs/bars with asshole security.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Stop going to shitty clubs/bars with asshole security.
    Alternatively: Stop being a shitty asshole with [or to] security [when] going to clubs/bars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falenay View Post
    Alternatively: Stop being a shitty asshole with [or to] security [when] going to clubs/bars.
    That too, but if OP is dumb enough to start this thread to begin with I highly doubtful they'll accept a solution that involves admitting that they are the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amog View Post
    been extorted by a bouncer and generally get into it with them because they have a little bitch attitude, what would be the best style to deal with them?Muay Thai or krav maga?
    Bouncers have earpieces they can use to call other bouncers who will come and **** you up if you try and fight them. You do hear stories about very good Muay Thai fighters taking on a team of bouncers by themselves (e.g. Bas Rutten's Adventures in Sweden) but the odds are that's not gonna be you so don't bother.

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    Dick head bouncers do exist. Most that are, are drug dealers too, but you'll never win since they have strength in numbers, so if you draw their attention you're fucked.

    Stop drinking too much, and don't go to those **** holes. Give Muay Thai or BJJ a go to humble that ego.

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    Either be a golden gloves or a cage fighter.

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    Stop being an asshole. What are you doing to draw their attention? At this point, if they know who you are, you are done. Go somewhere else. You will lose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amog View Post
    been extorted by a bouncer and generally get into it with them because they have a little bitch attitude, what would be the best style to deal with them?Muay Thai or krav maga?
    Muy Thai won't work. Don't waste your time with those pansy "sport" martial arts, you need something designed for the street. Krav Maga would be a fair decent choice, though if you really want to get the most bang for you buck, go big and go Systema. Head up to Toronto for a week and hang with old Vlad and you will be able to lay waste to a roomful of bouncers. Please be sure to document your experiences here, with video if possible and when appropriate.
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