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    Fat middle aged martial instructors

    All of you folks who make fun of fat middle aged martial arts instructors can kiss my ass.
    My pants have started getting just a bit tight,
    and I am have no intentions of not becoming fat, if I can manage it.
    Are you suggesting that after decades of prior nonsense,
    that I should not enjoy my middle age?
    Shut your pie holes.
    I am going to get fat, if I want, and rely on my mind, and getting more practice at the range if I have to defend my fat ass.
    I'm not giving up chips or doughnuts or booze to please you lot.
    Nor am I going to get HRT like some of you vain manjays.
    I'm going to get old, I'm going to get fat, I am going to enjoy every minute of it, unless I get killed first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    All of you folks who make fun of fat middle aged martial arts instructors can kiss my ass.
    My pants have started getting just a bit tight,
    and I am have no intentions of not becoming fat, if I can manage it.
    Are you suggesting that after decades of prior nonsense,
    that I should not enjoy my middle age?
    Shut your pie holes.
    I am going to get fat, if I want, and rely on my mind, and getting more practice at the range if I have to defend my fat ass.
    I'm not giving up chips or doughnuts or booze to please you lot.
    Nor am I going to get HRT like some of you vain manjays.
    I'm going to get old, I'm going to get fat, I am going to enjoy every minute of it, unless I get killed first.

    Suit yourself dude. I'm not going that easy. I'm trying to get down to my college, competitive kickboxing weight as we speak.

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    I don't see you dying from anything till your ready.

    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    All of you folks who make fun of fat middle aged martial arts instructors can kiss my ass.
    My pants have started getting just a bit tight,
    and I am have no intentions of not becoming fat, if I can manage it.
    Are you suggesting that after decades of prior nonsense,
    that I should not enjoy my middle age?
    Shut your pie holes.
    I am going to get fat, if I want, and rely on my mind, and getting more practice at the range if I have to defend my fat ass.
    I'm not giving up chips or doughnuts or booze to please you lot.
    Nor am I going to get HRT like some of you vain manjays.
    I'm going to get old, I'm going to get fat, I am going to enjoy every minute of it, unless I get killed first.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
    1961-1994

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    Chi reservoir.

    I weigh about what I did in high school. With less muscle and much less hair.

    edit

    Still have a relatively (to most US males) flat stomach but have the love handles thing going. Metabolism or worms is my guess.
    Last edited by hungryjoe; 5/25/2018 8:26pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    I don't see you dying from anything till your ready.
    Getting to choose is quite a luxury.
    There is getting to have a good life,
    and there is getting to have a good death.
    Life and Death are guaranteed,
    but how we define "good",
    and the choices we make to achieve the "good" that we define,
    make things more interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Chi reservoir.

    I weigh about what I did in high school. With less muscle and much less hair.
    Have you tried putting cheese on your nacho chips?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Have you tried putting cheese on your nacho chips?
    I love cheese. Eat it daily. Not that byproduct crap either. Had a heart scan taken a couple of years ago. In the 6% range for my age. Lungs? Another matter.

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    I'm the sexiest parts of Rayce and Devil combined x whatever. Don't believe me? Ask me.

    cuing aforementioned in 3, 2, 1.....
    Last edited by hungryjoe; 5/25/2018 8:37pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    Suit yourself dude. I'm not going that easy. I'm trying to get down to my college, competitive kickboxing weight as we speak.
    Billy Pilgrim, you're time traveling again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Billy Pilgrim, you're time traveling again...
    I love that book. I always took that as most of that was happening in his head though.

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