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    The Curious Case of Dern

    Wondering what the rest of the communities thoughts are on Derns UFC debut

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    Laura Dern?
    Dan Severn loves raping people.

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    Hi skinnypbjj, please see my note to you in your thread asking where everyone is training if you're wondering why this thread got moved.
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnypbjj View Post
    Wondering what the rest of the communities thoughts are on Derns UFC debut
    Other than the oddity of a girl that was born and raised in Arizona suddenly forgot how to speak English?



    So she went from Valley girl accent to full on Brazilian accent to not speaking English. All things considered I don't think she should be doing things that result in further blows to the head, as combat sports seem to be having a deleterious effect on her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Laura Dern?
    I genuinely feel like, at age 51, it may be a little late for her to break into the game, especially with no actual training...

    But then again WMMA is pretty hit and miss so... I could be wrong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJMills View Post
    I genuinely feel like, at age 51, it may be a little late for her to break into the game, especially with no actual training...

    But then again WMMA is pretty hit and miss so... I could be wrong!
    Dern is pretty hot, so there you go...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Tzadok View Post
    So she went from Valley girl accent to full on Brazilian accent to not speaking English.
    Ethnic fluidity...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Tzadok View Post
    Other than the oddity of a girl that was born and raised in Arizona suddenly forgot how to speak English?



    So she went from Valley girl accent to full on Brazilian accent to not speaking English. All things considered I don't think she should be doing things that result in further blows to the head, as combat sports seem to be having a deleterious effect on her.
    Not to mention she had a translator too at her debut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kravbizarre View Post
    Not to mention she had a translator too at her debut.
    Like I said, too many blows to the head.
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    Forget about McKenzie, you guys area seriously underestimating Laura Dern’s career potential right now. I mean- Cyborg needs NEEDS an opponent. And considering the relative lack of experience of most of her previous opponents, why not a 51 year old actress with no martial arts training?

    Book it Dana!

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